The Medici's Don't Surf

OK Santa, here's the deal.

Swimming around the impact zone 

with a film camera containing 36 exposures, max, 

is really so last century - like this shot.

What I need is a nice wide lens and port to go with my DSLR.

In return, I'll create a few memorable slices of time

that surfers can pass down to future generations.

So could you please hook me up 

with a rich patron of the aRts?

I realise the Medici's probably don't surf, 

but some crew like them or the Gates', yeah, 

that would suffice - lots of money to splash on The aRts.

Thanks

PS You might want to go easy on the calories, 

your BMI must be in the red zone