OK Santa, here's the deal.
Swimming around the impact zone
with a film camera containing 36 exposures, max,
is really so last century - like this shot.
What I need is a nice wide lens and port to go with my DSLR.
In return, I'll create a few memorable slices of time
that surfers can pass down to future generations.
So could you please hook me up
with a rich patron of the aRts?
I realise the Medici's probably don't surf,
but some crew like them or the Gates', yeah,
that would suffice - lots of money to splash on The aRts.
PS You might want to go easy on the calories,
your BMI must be in the red zone